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14 | WheelsOfGrace.com | #63 BIKER HUMOR Dano HSMM SFFS NC State Rep & Prez S. Central & NC Chapter BIKER & THE TALKING FROG An old biker found a frog sitting next to him in a park. He noticed the frog was looking at him, when it suddenly said, "Kiss me and I will become a beautiful princess." The old biker was in shock as he studied the frog. Then he grabbed it up and put it in his pocket. A little while later he decided to check on the little froggy, and asked "Is everything OK down there in my pocket?" "Well, not really" the frog croaked, "I need you to kiss me so I can become a beautiful princess and we can get married and live happily ever after." The old biker says, "I'll talk to you later" and closed his pocket. About an hour later he hears the frog trying to talk to him from his pocket. He opened his pocket and asks the frog "What's up?" The frog asks him "How come you didn't kiss me?" The old biker replied, "At my age? I'd rather have a talking frog that's worth more than a princess any day!" LITTLE GUY & THE BIG BIKER A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big heavily tattooed biker plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big biker up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big biker, trying to decide what to do. Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket, and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy. He can't hold it in any longer and he throws-up all over the biker's chest. About five minutes later the big biker wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him. "So," says the little guy, "are you feeling better now?" LITTLE LIP PRINTS ON MIRROR Biker George worked at a private school as a part-time janitor a long time ago. There was a certain problem there when some of the 12-year-old girls were starting to use lipstick. They'd put it on in the bathroom and then press their lips to the mirror, leaving a bunch of little lip prints. Every night he'd remove them, but they would reappear the next day. Finally, the principal decided to end this problem and asked Biker George to show the girls how hard it was to clean these mirrors. George took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirrors with it. Since that day they have not had any problems with lip prints on any of those mirrors! CHILD SAVED FROM MEAN DOG A biker is riding through a small town when he hears the screams of a little girl being attacked by a vicious dog. He jumps off his motorcycle and wrestles the savage mongrel but ends up having to break its neck to save the girl's life. A reporter for the local newspaper who saw part of the action scene walks over and says: "You're a hero! Tomorrow it will be in all the newspapers: Brave soldier saves the life of little girl!" Biker replies: "But I am not a soldier!" Reporter says: "I saw your helmet, so what are you then?" Biker replies: "It's a motorcycle helmet! I'm a motorcyclist!" The next day... Headlines read: "Crazed Biker Kills Cute Little Doggy!" ETERNALLY FOCUSED GLOBALLY CONNECTED ETERNALLY FOCUSED GLOBALLY CONNECTED ETERNALLY FOCUSED GLOBALLY CONNECTED LASTDISCIPLES.COM LASTDISCIPLES.COM

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