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WheelsOfGrace.com | Volume 14 Issue 3 | 21 …I was in prison and you came to me. WOG magazine distributed in 208 prisons. Sponsor someone behind bars today! Go to WOGMag.com and click the SUBSCRIBE tab Photo: Kneeling Biker Peter Kaye, Houston, TX 2002 A BIKER'S PRAYER Heavenly Father, as I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep. But if I spin and begin to slide, Dear God protect me and my ride! AMEN SPONSOR YOUR CHURCH for as little as $10/month! Email us at: WOGMagUSA@gmail.com For more info BIKER HUMOR BIKER AT CONFESSIONAL STARTS TO CONFESS A Biker pulls up to a Catholic Church, gets off his motorcycle, enters the church, and heads toward the confessional. He sits down in the confession box where much to his surprise he finds a full mini bar and a wide selection of cigars. Then the priest comes in and the biker starts his confession "Father forgive me. My last confession was a very long time ago and since then these confession boxes are more inviting than they used to be. The priest replies "You're on my side of the box, get out of there!" RABBI & PRIEST IN ACCIDENT A Rabbi and a Priest are riding their motorcycles one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with each other. Both bikes are totaled, but they are both OK. The Rabbi sees the Priest's collar and says, "So you're a Priest. I'm a Rabbi. Our bikes are totaled yet we are safe and not hurt. This must be a sign from God!" Pointing to the sky, he continues, "God must have meant that we should meet and share our lives in peace and friendship for the rest of our days on earth." The Priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must surely be a sign from God!" The Rabbi is looking at his bike and exclaims, "Look at this! Here's another miracle! My motorcycle is completely demolished, but this bottle of Mogen David wine did not break. Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and to celebrate our good fortune." The Priest nods in agreement. The Rabbi hands the bottle to the priest, who drinks half the bottle and hands the bottle back to the Rabbi. The Rabbi takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap on, then hands it back to the Priest. The Priest, baffled, asks, "Aren't you having any, Rabbi?" The Rabbi replies, "Nah... I think I'll wait for the police." BIKER GIVES A PASTOR DIRECTIONS A guy in a car pulls up to a group of bikers. He rolls down his window and asks the leader if he could give him directions to the Post Office. The biker tells him take a left at the next light and it's about a mile up on the right with a big sign that says US Post Office. The man in the car tells him thank you and says: "By the way, I'm the new Pastor in town. If you would like to come to my church on Sunday I'll give you directions to get to heaven." The biker looks at him and says: "No thanks, you can't even get to the Post Office!" When you hear a loud exhaust but you can't tell where it's coming from

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