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20 | WheelsOfGrace.com | #58 m a g a z i n e WHEELS OF GRACE Est. 2002 www.WheelsOfGrace.com ( 951 ) 777-0503 By subscribing to Wheels Of Grace you help us bring the Gospel in a unique way where Bibles and other magazines do not reach. You are helping us reach the Unreachable in 5 Military Bases, 191 Prisons, 30 National Events, 129 Churches, 32 Motorcycle Attorney Offices, 48 Motorcycle Dealers and soon in Truck Stops across A M E R I C A ! photo courtesy of motorcycle.com BIKER HUMOR Dano HSMM SFFS NC State Rep & Prez S. Central & NC Chapter WATER IN THE CARBURETOR Biker Joe's wife comes home and tells her husband, "Dear, something is wrong with my bike. It's got water in the carburetor." Biker Joe replies, "That's not possible." "Well," says his wife, "I'm telling you that's the problem." Biker Joe gets up and sighs, "OK, fine. Where'd you park it?" His wife points toward the backyard, "In the swimming pool." YUPPIE BIKER RUNS STOP SIGN A police officer had just pulled over a yuppie on a new Harley for running a stop sign. "May I see your driver's license and registration please?" the officer asked. "What's the problem, officer?" the yuppie replied. "You just ran a stop sign." the officer said. "Oh come on, pal, there wasn't a single car anywhere in sight." "Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look both ways, and only then proceed with caution." "You've got to be kidding me!" the yuppie said. "It's no joke sir." the officer said flatly, pulling out his citation book and preparing to write a ticket. "Look I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one, and proceeded with caution!" The officer sighed and slowly shook his head. "That's beside the point sir, you are supposed to come to a complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I may see your license and registration?" "You sure do have a lot of time on your hands pal. What's the matter, all the doughnut shops closed this early?" the yuppie asked sneering. "SIR!" The officer sighed. "I'll overlook that last comment now let me see your license and registration immediately!" "I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down, and coming to a complete stop," the yuppie said, folding his arms across his chest. A smile appeared on the officer's face. "Sir, I can do better than that." The police officer quickly jerked the rude guy off his Harley, and proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick. "Now sir, would you like for me to slow down or come to a complete stop?" THE FASTEST MOTORCYCLE A man goes out and buys the best and most expensive motorcycle available in the world, a 2019 Turbo BeepBeep. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops at a red light. An old man on an old moped pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the motorcycle and asks: "What kind of motorcycle ya got there, sonny?" The dude replies: "a 2019 Turbo BeepBeep. They cost $500,000." "That's a lot of money!" says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because this motorcycle can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly. The old man asks: "Can I sit on it?" "Sure" replies the owner. So the old man saddles up and looks at all the gauges in awe. He gets back on his moped and says, "That's a pretty nice motorcycle, alright!" Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what his motorcycle can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph. Suddenly, the guy notices a dot in his rearview mirror. It seems to be getting closer! Whhoooooooooooosshhh! Something whips by him! Going maybe twice as fast! The guy wonders "what on earth could be going faster than my Turbo BeepBeep?" Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whooooooooooosh! Goes by again! And it almost looked like the old man on the moped! Couldn't be thinks the guy. How could a moped outrun a Turbo BeepBeep? Again, he sees a dot in his rearview mirror! Whhoooooooooooosshhh- BLAM! It plows into the back of his bike. The guy jumps off and discovers it it is the old man! The guy runs up to the dying old man and asks "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?" Old man replies "Yeah, unhook my suspenders from your mirror!"