Wheels Of Grace Magazine

Volume 14, Issue 2

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WheelsOfGrace.com | Volume 14 Issue 2 | 19 AND IN-PERSON! BIKER HUMOR BURLEY BIKER BRIBING A KID A ten-year-old boy was walking down the street when a big old burly man on a black Harley, pulls up beside him and asks, "Hey kid, want to go for a ride?" "No!" said the boy and he kept on walking. The biker pulls up to him again and says, "Hey kid, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back" "NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker. The big old biker pulls up to the boy again and says, "Ok kid, I'll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride." At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought the motorcycle, so YOU ride it!!" BIKER @ COFFESSION BOX SAYS NOTHING AT FIRST A Harley pulls up to a Catholic Church and an old drunken tattooed biker staggers through the doorway and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the old biker says nothing. The priest then knocks loudly on the wall in a final attempt to get him to speak and start his confession. Finally, the drunken biker replies: "No use knockin' bro, there's no paper in this one either." LADY BIKER & EX IN HEAVEN A lady biker dies & arrives at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter tells her "You can't come in unless you spell a word". "What word?" the woman asked. "Any word" says Peter. So, she spells "L-O- V-E" & Peter says, "Welcome to Heaven!" Then Peter asks her if she would take his place for a little while. He instructs her to follow the same procedure in case anyone else comes up. In just a few minutes she sees her ex-husband coming up. She says, "What are you doing here?" He says "I just had a heart attack. Did I really make it to Heaven?" She says, "Not yet, you have to correctly spell a word." "Which word?" her ex asks. After a short pause she responds, "Czechoslovakia." RhinoMan444@sbcglobal.net (307) 203-5777 (307) 203-5777 RhinoMan444@gmail.com

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