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6 | WheelsOfGrace.com | #65 BIKER HUMOR Dano HSMM SFFS NC State Rep & Prez S. Central & NC Chapter BIKERS & TRUCKER @ DINER A young truck driver pulls into a diner and orders a hamburger, French fries, and coke. While sitting at the counter, a group of bikers pulled in, started acting rowdy, knocked his coke over, grabbed his burger and fries and ate them. Then they threatened to beat him up if he says anything to anyone about them. The trucker quietly gets up, pays for his meal, walks out, and drives off. One of the bikers said to the waitress: "My, that trucker wasn't much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied back with "No, & he's not much of a driver either, he just ran over six motorcycles!" BIKER BELL RINGER Once upon a time after Quasimodo's death, the Bishop of Notre Dame sent word out that they needed a new bell ringer. The bishop decided that he would conduct interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their bell ringing skills, he decided to call it a day. Just then a lone, armless man (who lost both of his arms in a motorcycle accident) approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job. Bishop Thomas was incredulous. "But you have no arms sir." "No matter," said the man, "observe!" He then began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody. The bishop listened in astonishment, convinced that he had finally found a suitable replacement for Quasimodo. A few minutes went by, and it was officially time for the ringing of the bell… so the armless man ran forward to strike the bell but tripped and plunged head first out of the belfry window to his death in the street below! The stunned bishop ran down the winding stairway and when he reached the street there was a large crowd gathered around the fallen figure. They all were drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before. As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, "Bishop, who was this man?" "I don't know his name," the bishop sadly replied, "but his face rings a bell." THE TEXAS & ISRAELI BIKER A Texas rancher was visiting a farm in Israel. The proud Israeli showed him around and pointed out his many crops on a small piece of property. The Texan was surprised on how little the land was. "Is this all your land?" he asked with a demeaning tone. "Yes," the Israeli said proudly. "This is all mine!" "Well, son," said the Texan, "back home I'd get on my motorcycle before the sun come up and I'd ride and ride till the sun set, and I'd only be halfway across my land!" "Oh yes," replied the Israeli farmer laughing at the Texan, "I used to have a motorcycle like that." Rushing Wind Ministries & Bikers for Christ Rushing Wind Ministries & Bikers for Christ M / M M / M Intl. Intl.