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10 | WheelsOfGrace.com | #64 Rushing Wind Ministries & Bikers for Christ Rushing Wind Ministries & Bikers for Christ M / M M / M Intl. Intl. BIKER HUMOR Dano HSMM SFFS NC State Rep & Prez S. Central & NC Chapter BIKER TEACHES SELF-ESTEEM Biker George was asked if he'd be the guest teacher at school for a day. He thought it would be a great opportunity to teach students about self-esteem. He said to the class "Everyone who thinks you are dumb, please stand up." He didn't think anybody would stand and was gonna make a point how nobody really is dumb, but about that same time one little kid stood up. He didn't quite know what to do. So, he asked "Do you really think you're dumb?" The kid said, "No Sir, I just hate to see you standing there all by yourself." BIKER HITS SPARROW A biker is riding along a country lane when a sparrow flies up in front of him. The biker can't do anything and hits the sparrow. As he looks in his rear-view mirror, he sees the sparrow lying in the road. Being the tender-hearted guy he is, he stops, picks up the sparrow and takes it home and puts it in a cage, while it's still in a coma. When the sparrow wakes up the following morning, he looks through the bars of the cage and says, "OH NO! I must have killed the biker!" BIKERS ON A SINKING SHIP A Honda rider went on vacation via one of those Harley-Davidson Cruise Ship deals. Halfway through the voyage, the ship sank, and he ended up in a three-man lifeboat with two Harley riders and the ship's captain for a total of four people. The captain announced that someone would have to get out. "We'll do it right though," he said. "The three of you will be given a fair test & the loser will jump out." Everyone agreed, so the captain turned to one of the Harley riders & asked, "What was the largest ocean liner to sink in the past century?" "The Titanic." "Right," said the captain. Turning to the other Harley rider, he asked, "How many people were on the Titanic?" "2463" "That's correct," the captain stated. Fixing a hard eye on the Honda rider, he then said, "Name 'em." BIKER NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the pad, There was nada happenin', now that's pretty sad. The woodstove was hung up in that stocking routine, In hopes that the Fat Boy would soon make the scene. With our stomachs full of hot chocolate cheer, Wearing Harley jamas and new footy gear. When out in the yard there arose such a racket, I ran for the door and grabbed me my jacket. I saw a large bro' on a '56 Pan, Wearin' leathers and boots, a cool biker, man. Strapped to the bike was a bike full of sacks, And that Pan hit the roof like running on tracks. I couldn't help gawking, he flew like a deer. But I had to go in… I was freezing my rear. Down through the stovepipe he fell with a crash, And out of the stove he came dragging his stash. With a grin & some glee he passed out the loot, A new jacket for her and some chrome for my scoot. He gave us a smile and then a high five, Spun on his heel then up he did ride. From up on the roof came a great deal of thunder, As that massive V-twin ripped the silence asunder. With beard in the wind, he roared off in the night, Shouting, "Have a cool Yule, and to all a good ride!"