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WheelsOfGrace.com | Volume 13 Issue 4 | 21 AND IN-PERSON! BIKER HUMOR Dano HSMM SFFS NC State Rep & Prez S. Central & NC Chapter BIKER PAINTS FOR GAS MONEY An old scruffy biker runs out of gas in front of a beautiful mansion with a shiny new Cadillac parked on the side. He knocks on the big door and asks the lady who owns the house if she could spare a few bucks for gas. The woman thinks to herself for a few seconds, then says, "If you paint my porch for me, I'd be glad to give you $20. There's some green paint and a brush around the corner over there, have at it." He thanks her, and heads for the paint and brush. After about an hour, she gets up to check on his progress, and she sees that he hasn't even started on the porch yet. Just then, she hears a knocking again at her door, and goes to open it. She is greeted by the old biker with green paint splattered on his clothes and in his beard, a wide grin on his face. "All done mam, and by the way, it's a Caddy, not a Porsche." FATHER STOPPED FOR SPEEDING Father O'Malley was riding his Harley on Christmas Eve when he got stopped for speeding. The officer smelled alcohol on the priest's breath and then saw an empty wine bottle sticking out of a saddle bag. The officer said, 'Father, have you been drinking?' 'Only water', replied Father O'Malley. The cop asked, 'Then how come I can smell wine?' The priest looked at the bottle and said, 'Good Lord! He's done it again!' TELL A BLONDE JOKE? Biker George is at a rally and asks a lady biker sitting next to him if she wants to hear a blonde joke. The lady biker replies "Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 240 lb. and I'm a professional boxer. Also, the blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 245 lb. and is a professional wrestler. Next to her is a blonde who is 6'5", weighs 250 lb. and she's a world champion kick-boxer. Now, do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" George thinks about it a second and says: "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times." BIKER GEORGE & HORSE RIDING Biker George had a near-death experience which changed his life forever. This life changing event came about when he decided to go horseback riding one day. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. George tried with all his might to hang on but was thrown off and his foot became caught in the stirrup. When this happened, he landed head-first to the ground. His head continued to bounce harder as the horse would not stop or even slow down. Just as he was giving up hope and losing consciousness... a thoughtful K-Mart manager came out and pulled the plug. ETERNALLY FOCUSED GLOBALLY CONNECTED LASTDISCIPLES.COM LASTDISCIPLES.COM ETERNALLY FOCUSED ETERNALLY FOCUSED GLOBALLY CONNECTED GLOBALLY CONNECTED