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Volume 13, Issue 2

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WheelsOfGrace.com | Volume 13 Issue 2 | 19 BIKER HUMOR Dano HSMM SFFS NC State Rep & Prez S. Central & NC Chapter BIKER DRANK BRAKE FLUID While working on a motorcycle, a mechanic accidentally swallowed some brake fluid, and he liked the taste. The next day he decided to have another swig and enjoyed it so much that he told his friend. His friend said: "You shouldn't be drinking brake fluid. It's bad for you." But the mechanic was hooked and drinking some every day. His friend was really worried about him. "You've got to give it up," he insisted. "Brake fluid is poisonous." "Don't worry," said the mechanic. "I can stop anytime." PRAY FOR BUBBA'S HEARING Bubba wasn't his happy self when he came to church on Sunday. After church he didn't leave right away as he usually does either. Instead, he bowed his head and put his head in his hands like something wasn't well. "What's wrong, Bubba?" asked the pastor. "I need you to pray for my hearing," said Bubba. The pastor laid hands on Bubba's ears and prayed for several minutes. When he was done, he asked, "So how's your hearing?" "I don't know," said Bubba. "It isn't until next Tuesday." ANYONE KNOW HOW TO PRAY? A Christian Biker takes one of those cruise ships to the Bahamas. There was this real bad storm raging when the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" The Christian Biker stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the captain, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets… we're one short." ATHEIST & LOCH NESS MONSTER Biker George heard this story about an atheist was rowing on Loch Ness in Scotland. One day, suddenly, the Loch Ness monster attacked and grabbed him from his boat. He panicked and shouted "God help me!" and suddenly, the monster and everything around him just froze. A voice from the heavens boomed "You say you don't believe in me, but now you're asking for my help?" The atheist looked up and said, "Well, ten seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either." CUSTOM PATCHES FOR YOUR CUSTOM PATCHES FOR YOUR M/M, MC OR RIDING GROUP M/M, MC OR RIDING GROUP CUSTOM PATCHES FOR YOUR M/M, MC OR RIDING GROUP CALL OR EMAIL FOR YOUR SAMPLE TODAY! (317) 627-0117 tshizas@aol.com USE CODE: WOG2019 520 Crane St., Suite D, Lake Elsinore, CA 520 Crane St., Suite D, Lake Elsinore, CA Harley's Custom Cycle Works 520 Crane St., Suite D, Lake Elsinore, CA

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