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Volume 12, Issue 4

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WheelsOfGrace.com | Volume 12 Issue 4 | 9 BIKER HUMOR Dano HSMM SFFS NC State Rep & Prez S. Central & NC Chapter BIKER GIRL & FINE APPLES A pretty biker girl went to the farmer's market to buy some apples. She asked the farmer "How much are these fine apples?" "Only one kiss per apple" replied the wise guy. "That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take a dozen of them." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the farmer hurriedly bagged up the apples and held them out teasingly. The girl snapped up the bag and pointed to a little old lady standing beside her. "Grandma will pay the bill," she smiled. NEW KIND OF MOTORCYCLE Two guys sat down for lunch at the bike shop. "Hey, whatever happened to Bob in the parts dept?" one asked. "He got this harebrained notion he was gonna build a new kind of motorcycle," his co-worker replied. "How was he going to do it?" "Well… He took a motor from a Harley, wheels from a Victory, seat from an Indian, and, well, you get the idea." "So what did he end up with?" "10 years to life!" BIKER GETS A GOLDEN STAFF Biker Joe's last job before he passed away was a cab driver. Well, he gets to the pearly gates and St. Pete greets him, finds his name in the Big Book, gives him a golden staff, a beautiful white silk robe and tells him to proceed into Heaven. Next in line is an old preacher. St. Peter looks him up in the Book, and says, "OK, we'll let you in… Grab that cheap robe and wooden walking stick." The preacher shocked replied: "A cabbie gets gold and silk and this is all I get? I'll let you know that I am a man of the cloth and should surely rate higher than a cab driver!" St. Peter responds: "Up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When Biker Joe drove his taxi, people prayed!" RhinoMan444@sbcglobal.net (307) 203-5777

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