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WheelsOfGrace.com | Volume 12 Issue 1 | 9 BlackSheep BlackSheep BlackSheepHDFC.org (951) 677-1407 BlackSheepHDFC.org (951) 677-1407 HARLEY-DAVIDSONS FOR CHRIST M/M give them a spoon, a cup and a bucket, and ask the patient to empty the bathtub," says the director. "Oh, I see," said Biker George. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No," said the director, "a normal person would pull out the plug. Do you want the bed near the window?" BIKER'S REWARD IN HEAVEN A Christian Biker dies and goes to Heaven. Saint Pete tells him "For your righteousness you'll be given something to ride on the streets of gold" St. Pete led him past several really nice motorcycles, stopping at a moped. The old biker gets on the moped and rides around sadly for weeks. Finally St. Pete sees him smiling down the road. He asks "Why are you happy? You have been looking really sad for weeks!" The biker replies "I just saw the president from a CMC on roller skates!" DRINKING DRIVER PULLED Two guys get pulled over while drinking and driving. The driver tells his friend, "Peel the labels off these beer bottles, and we'll each stick one on our forehead. Now, shove all of the bottles under the front seat and let me do all the talking." The cop walks up and shines his flashlight into the car. "Have you been drinking?" he asks. "No, sir," the drunk answers. "We haven't had a thing to drink tonight." "Then what on earth are those beer labels doing on your foreheads?" "We're both alcoholics," says the drunk. "We're on the patch." BIKER HUMOR BEAUTIFUL DAY IN HEAVEN TIL BIKERS CAUSING PROBLEMS It was a beautiful day in heaven when St. Pete came to the Lord & said, "I have to talk to you. We got some Bikers up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, they're wearing T-shirts instead of robes; there's BBQ sauce & salsa everywhere including their T-shirts; their dogs are riding in the chariots & chasing the sheep; they're wearing Doo Rags & Baseball Caps instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean, & their boots are leaving black marks on the streets of gold. There are sunflower seeds & hot wing bones all over the place. They refuse to walk & insist on riding their Harleys instead." The Lord said, "Bikers are Bikers, St. Pete... Heaven is home to all my children... If you want to hear some real problems, call the Devil." The Devil answered the phone, "Hello... hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "OK, I'm back. What can I do for you?" St. Pete replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there with bikers." The Devil said: "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" St. Pete said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this ... Hold on." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "Pete, I can't talk right now. Those darn Bikers have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning!" BIKER VISITS MENTAL HOSPITAL Biker George visited a mental hospital and asked the director how they determine whether or not a patient is unstable & needs to be committed. "We fill a bathtub, Dano HSMM SFFS NC State Rep & Prez S. Central & NC Chapter

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