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Volume 11, Issue 6

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WheelsOfGrace.com | Volume 11 Issue 6 | 23 squeeze the most power possible from every ounce of fuel. The engine is equipped with a Gloss Black Ventilator air intake with an exposed filter element to improve air flow into the engine, and 2-into-2 offset shotgun mufflers for an aggressive, performance look. Dealer-installed Screamin' Eagle ® Performance Parts Stage Upgrades from Harley-Davidson Genuine Motor Parts & Accessories are available to boost engine performance even further. The 2020 Low Rider S model has a base price of $17,999*. * Prices listed are the Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Prices for base models. Options such as color are available at additional cost. Prices exclude tax, title, licensing, registration fees, destination charges, added accessories, and additional dealer charges, if any, and are subject to change. Harley- Davidson reimburses dealers for performing manufacturer-specified pre-delivery inspection and setup tasks. Dealer prices may vary. ABOUT HARLEY-DAVIDSON MOTOR COMPANY Since 1903, Harley-Davidson has fulfilled dreams of personal freedom by leading the innovation of two-wheeled mobility. The company offers an expanding range of leading-edge, distinctive and customizable motorcycles and brings the brand to life through Harley-Davidson riding experiences and exceptional motorcycle parts, accessories, riding gear and apparel. Learn more about how Harley-Davidson is Building the Next Generation of Riders at www.harley-davidson.com. BIKER TO ASK ABOUT BIG FISH WHEN HE GETS TO HEAVEN A Christian Biker on a flight was reading his Bible, when another biker sitting next to him asked if he really believed all the things in his Bible, especially that stuff about the guy in the belly of the whale. The Christian Biker replied, "Of course I do because God said so. I'll ask Jonah about his days in the belly of the big fish when I get to heaven." The other biker, wanting to argue, replied "What if he ain't up there in heaven?" The Christian Biker replied "Then you can ask him!" BIKER CALMS DOWN LOUD KID A crowded airplane is about to take off when the peace is shattered by a five- year-old boy who decides to throw a wild temper tantrum. His embarrassed mom tries desperately to calm the kid down but nothing works. The boy continues to scream and have a fit while thrashing about and kicking the seats around him. Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an old biker wearing his colors is seen slowly walking forward up the aisle. He asks the mom if he can help and leans down and, motioning toward his chest, whispers something into the boy's ear. Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother's hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt. All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause. As the biker slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the flight attendants says "Excuse me, sir, but what magic words did you use on that little boy?" The old biker smiles serenely and gently confides, "I showed him my HOG patch, HOG pins, plus all the different rally pins, and explained that they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door on any flight I choose." SEMI CAUSES MOTORCYCLE WRECK Several weeks after a semi-truck caused Biker Joe to have a bad motorcycle wreck, he went to court suing for medical expenses. The lawyer for the trucking company was questioning him and asked "How can you sue when at the scene of the accident, you said 'I'm fine'?" "Well..." says Biker Joe as he starts his story... "I was pulling my custom doggy trailer behind the Harley where my buddy Rocky the Rottweiler rides with me. Me and Rocky loved the ride until a semi-truck ditched us off the road. I was thrown into a big ditch and Rocky landed about 100 feet away. I was hurting real bad and sure both my arms and legs were broken because of the excruciating pain. I could hear Rocky whimpering and knew Rocky's injuries had to be real severe. A few minutes after the accident a Highway Patrolman arrived. He came up on Rocky first. Poor Rocky looked real bad and was lying in a big pool of blood. After the officer looked at Rocky, he took out his gun and shot him between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came up the road with his gun in hand and looked at me saying 'Your dog was in bad shape I had to shoot him. How are you feeling?' I had to reply I'M FINE! What would you say!?" BIKER HUMOR Dano HSMM SFFS NC State Rep & Prez S. Central & NC Chapter

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