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Volume 11, Issue 2

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WheelsOfGrace.com | Volume 11 Issue 2 | 19 this bottle of Mogen David wine did not break. Surely, God wants us to drink this wine & to celebrate our good fortune." The priest nods in agreement. The rabbi hands the bottle to the priest, who drinks half the bottle & hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle & immediately puts the cap on, then hands it back to the priest. The priest, baffled, asks, "Aren't you having any, Rabbi?" The rabbi replies, "Nah... I think I'll wait for the police." BIKER GIVES A PASTOR DIRECTIONS A guy in a car pulls up to a group of bikers. He rolls down his window & asks the leader if he could give him directions to the Post Office. The biker tells him take a left at the next light & it's about a mile up on the right with a big sign that says US Post Office. The man in the car tells him thank you & says, by the way, I'm the new Pastor in town. If you would like to come to my church on Sunday I'll give you directions to get to heaven. The biker looks at him & says "No thanks, you can't even get to the Post Office!" BIKER WANTS TO TAKE HIS HARLEY TO HEAVEN An old biker is laying on his death bed. He wants to take his Harley with him so he can ride it in heaven. So he tells his wife to have his bike put on the roof, telling her that he would grab it on the way to heaven. The biker passes away that evening. The next day his wife & club members see that his Harley is still on the roof. His wife shouts out, "I knew we should have put his stuff in the basement!" BIKER HUMOR RABBI & PRIEST IN ACCIDENT A Rabbi & a Priest are riding their motorcycles one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with each other. Both bikes are totaled, but they are both OK. The rabbi sees the priest's collar & says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Our bikes are totaled yet we are safe & not hurt. This must be a sign from God!" Pointing to the sky, he continues, "God must have meant that we should meet & share our lives in peace & friendship for the rest of our days on earth." The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must surely be a sign from God!" The rabbi is looking at his bike & exclaims, "Look at this! Here's another miracle! My motorcycle is completely demolished, but Dano HSMM SFFS NC State Rep & Prez S. Central & NC Chapter Photo courtesy of The Fran Haasch Law Group HOW DEVOTED IS BARBER? YOUR

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