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WheelsOfGrace.com | Volume 12 Issue 3 | 13 RhinoMan444@sbcglobal.net (307) 203-5777 BIKER HUMOR Dano HSMM SFFS NC State Rep & Prez S. Central & NC Chapter NATIVE AMERICAN WEATHER Flying Eagle was a Native American Biker that was recently voted in as Chief of his tribe. At their tribal meeting he was asked if this was going to be a cold winter. He really wasn't sure, but replied that the winter was going to be real cold and they should gather a lot of firewood to be prepared. He was asked this question often by the village as winter was fast approaching and each time he told them it was going to be really cold, to gather more wood. Each time Flying Eagle checked with the local weatherman to confirm. The last time he called the weatherman, the weatherman replied "I am positive it's going to be a very cold winter because the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!" PERFECT COUPLE & SANTA Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met (both were bikers, of course). After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life was, of course "perfect." One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving along in their perfect four-wheel drive truck when they noticed someone stranded on the side of the road. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. The perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle and off they went to save Christmas. The driving conditions got really bad and the perfect couple with Santa Claus got in an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man! So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This could explain why there was an accident, too. THE WALLS OF JERICHO Sunday school teacher asks little Johnny during Bible class who broke down the walls of Jericho. Little Johnny replies that he does not know, but it wasn't him. The teacher, couldn't believe the lack of basic Bible knowledge and goes to the head deacon to tell him of the whole incident. The deacon replies that he knows little Johnny as well as his whole family very well and can vouch for them, if little Johnny said that he did not do it, he as head deacon is satisfied that it is the truth. Even more appalled the teacher goes to the regional Head of Church Affairs and relates the whole story. After listening he replies: "I cannot see why you are making such a big issue out of this; we will get three quotations and fix the darn wall!"