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Volume 11, Issue 5

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WheelsOfGrace.com | Volume 11 Issue 5 | 11 A BIKER IN JAIL & HIS DAD'S FARM An old farmer is trying to keep his farm going until his biker son can get out of jail to help him with everything. The farmer emails him in jail wishing he could help him plant the potato crop. The biker emails his father back: "Dad, don't go near that field. That's where all my guns are buried." But, because he is in jail and all of the inmate emails are censored, the sheriff and his deputies catch this and they all run out to the farm and dig up the entire field looking for guns. After two full days of digging, they don't find one single weapon. The biker writes back to his dad, "Hope that the sheriff and his deputies helped you out some... that's the best I can do from inside here!" BIKER "WANNA BE" APPEARS BEFORE ST. PETER AT THE PEARLY GATES A biker "wanna be" appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of mean bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen." "So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the heck out of all of you!" St. Peter was very impressed and asked. "When did this happen?" "Just a couple of minutes ago." BIKER HELPS A LADY THAT IS LOCKED OUT OF HER CAR It's a dark scary night on the bad side of town where a pretty young Christian lady locks her cell phone and keys in her car. Shaken with the situation; she bows her head and asks God to please send her some help. Within a few minutes a grungy mean looking biker on a loud rat bike pulls up. The woman thinking she is about to be brutally murdered mutters under her breath "Thanks God, but I really didn't want to die this way". The heavily tattooed and pierced biker jumps off his bike and approaches her, asking if he could help. She says with a nervous stutter, "Yes, I've locked my keys in my car. Can you help me?" He picks up an old rusty hanger from the gutter, bends it, raises it above his head and plunges it down inside the window towards the door lock and in a few seconds he opens the car door. She suddenly hugs the nasty looking biker and through her tears she says, "Thank You So Much! You are a very nice man." The biker replies, "Lady, I'm not a nice man. I just got out of prison today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an hour." The woman hugs him again and with sobbing tears cried out loud, "Oh, Thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!" BURGLER CAUGHT IN THE ACT An elderly woman had just returned to her home from church service when an intruder startled her. She catches a man in the act of robbing her home and yells, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" [Turn from your sin] The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. Then the woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture at you." "Scripture?" replies the burglar, "She said she had an axe and two 38s!" BIKER HUMOR Dano HSMM SFFS NC State Rep & Prez S. Central & NC Chapter RhinoMan444@sbcglobal.net (307) 203-5777

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