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30 | WheelsOfGrace.com | Issue 50 BIKER HUMOR Dano HSMM SFFS NC State Rep & Prez S. Central & NC Chapter BIKER HIT BY PASTOR'S CAR The Reverend Malcolm Livingston was not the best of drivers. One Sunday he was driving home from church when he had a minor bump up with a motorcyclist. The rider was knocked off his motorcycle, but he and his bike were OK. The pastor stopped his car, apologized repeatedly, and gave the biker his calling card saying that if he could ever be of help to give him a call anytime. When the biker got home he looked down at the card which said, "The Reverend Malcolm Livingston is sorry he missed you today." BIKER SKIPS CHURCH & MEETS A BEAR It was a beautiful shiny day when a biker decided to skip church and go riding in the mountains. As he was going around one of the sweeping curves he saw a huge grizzly bear in the middle of the road. He swerved to miss it and just barely grazed it. The bike lost traction because of loose gravel on the side of the road and then went over the edge and began tumbling down the side of the mountain with the angry bear chasing him. Finally the bike came to a rest after it crashed into a boulder. The biker was slammed up against a giant tree, with both his legs broken. As the bear closed in, the biker cried out in desperation, "Lord, I'm sorry for what I have done. Please forgive me and save me from this! Lord, please make that bear a Christian." Suddenly, the clouds parted and a beam of light shone down on the bear. The bear skidded to a halt at the biker's feet, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and said, "God, bless this food which I am about to receive." BIKE PUTTERING AT 22 MPH A State Patrol sees a motorcycle puttering down the middle of the interstate at 22 MPH and he says to himself: "This is just as dangerous as speeders!" He turns on his lights and pulls the bike over. Approaching, he notices the rider, an old biker with a wide-eyed, white as a ghost female passenger on the back. The old biker confused says to the officer: "I don't understand, I was doing the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" The officer replies: "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving way slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to you and other drivers." "I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old biker says a bit cocky. The State Patrol, trying to contain a chuckle explains to him that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the old biker grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out the error, and started to ride off. The officer yelled: "Hold on... Before I let ya go, I have to ask... Is your passenger OK? She seems awfully shaken and she hasn't muttered a single peep this whole time." "Oh, she'll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119!" TWO PRIESTS RIDING A HARLEY Two priests were speeding down the highway on a Harley. They were stopped by a cop who said, "What do y'all think you're doing? You were going mighty fast there, Father!" The priest replied, "We were just taking the bike for a test run." The officer shaking his head replied: "I'm probably gonna have to give you a ticket because riding like that just ain't safe. What if you had an accident?" The priests replied, "Don't worry, my son. Jesus is with us." The policeman said, "In that case, I have to book you! Three people are not allowed to ride on one motorcycle!" BRING THE THUNDER TO YOUR CHURCH! BRING THE THUNDER TO YOUR CHURCH! FOR AS LITTLE AS $6 PER MONTH! Call: (951) 777-0503 Email: WOGMagUSA@gmail.com