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WheelsOfGrace.com | Volume 11 Issue 3 | 29 TO BECOME A PARTNER CHURCH EMAIL US AT: WOGMagUSA@gmail.com or Call: (951) 777-0503 Partner Churches are in Bold, Highlighted and Receive*: • Full Listing in Bold and Highlighted in the printed magazine • Full Listing in Bold and Highlighted in the digital magazine (E-Mag) • Listing in bold on our Website and linked to your website and/or Facebook page • Featured in our Advertisers Email Signature (in every email we send) • Social Media Promotions *With listings, Churches receive from 1 to 75 magazines per issue. Email or Call for details. WISCONSIN Oak Creek Assembly of God Oak Creek, WI 53154 (414) 762-2010 Rescue Shop Biker Church & Rushing Wind ministries Fox Valley Appleton, WI 54914 (920) 931-2632 WYOMING Dayspring of Star Valley @ the Etnal Community Center 107736 N US Highway 89 Etna, WY, 83118 (307) 690-5928 Del.Dayspring@gmail.com www.DaySpringOfStarValley.com Restoration Ministries Church Intl. Rock Springs, WY 82901 (307) 362-6063 CANADA ALBERTA Edmonton Word of Faith Fellowship Edmonton, Alberta (780) 450-2132 NOVA SCOTIA New Covenant Ministries Dartmouth, Nova Scotia (902) 468-9673 ONTARIO Kawartha Bikers Church Bancroft Peterborough, Ontario (613) 334-0359 (705) 448-9692 Bikers Church Ottawa, Ontario (613) 740-0607 BIKER HUMOR TWO BIKERS ASK THE QUESTION… IS JESUS WHITE OR BLACK? Once upon a time there was two Christian bikers that had been riding together for several years. They always seem to see eye to eye on most all spiritual matters except for one. Steve insisted that Jesus was white & Tyrone was sure Jesus is black. As fate seem to have it, they both died the same day & with anticipation they strolled up to the pearly gates together & asked St. Peter to tell them if Jesus was white or black. Just then, Jesus happen to come up to the gate & greets them saying "buenos dias amigos"! A BIKER IN JAIL & HIS DAD'S FARM An old farmer is trying to keep his farm going until his biker son can get out of jail to help him with everything. The farmer emails him in jail wishing he could help him plant the potato crop. The biker emails his father back: "Dad, don't go near that field. That's where all my guns are buried." But, because he is in jail & all of the inmate emails are censored, the sheriff & his deputies catch this & they all run out to the farm & dig up the entire field looking for guns. After two full days of digging, they don't find one single weapon. The biker writes back to his dad, "Hope that the sheriff & his deputies helped you out some...that's the best I can do from inside here!" BIKER & HIS WIFE GET PULLED OVER A motorcycle is pulled over by a police officer & the following conversation takes place... Biker: What's the problem officer? Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Biker: No sir, I was going 65. Wife on passenger seat: Oh Bubba...You were going 80. (Biker gives her a dirty look.) Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. Biker: Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight! Wife: Oh Bubba, you've known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives the wife a dirty look.) Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not using your turn signal when you pulled over. Biker: Oh, I just turned them off when you were walking up! Wife: Oh Bubba, your turn signals never worked. Biker: Shut your mouth! Officer: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way? Wife: No, only when he's drunk!* (Wheels Of Grace does not encourage drinking and riding.) Dano HSMM SFFS NC State Rep & Prez S. Central & NC Chapter