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14 | WheelsOfGrace.com | Issue 47 Thank you for refueling our spiritual tank... Once in a while we receive messages like the below via email, FB messenger or by mail. We appreciate them all, and cherish them as they truly fill our spiritual tank. Among the many, the one below we thought was worth printing. Thank you Mike Grubb for the 98 Octane. "I would like to thank you Peter, and your Staff for all you do for the Christian Motorcycle Community. Also for all you do to promote the different Motorcycle Ministries, and Christian Clubs. Thank you for the Great spread on the 2016 God and Country Rally. It is a true honor to have my testimony in the same edition as the article on our Vice President Elect, Mike Pence. Our Country was blessed this election with putting Jesus back in the White House. But the biggest honor was having my testimony feature in such a great faith based magazine. Thanks again for being a light in a very dark mission field. To God goes all glory!! Much Love and Respect." Mike Grubb, International President www.hellfighters.org BIKER @ CONFESSION BOX SAYS NOTHING AT FIRST A Harley pulls up to a Catholic Church & an old drunken tattooed biker staggers through the doorway & sits down in a confession box & says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the old biker says nothing. The priest then knocks loudly on the wall in a final attempt to get him to speak & start his confession. Finally, the drunken biker replies: "No use knockin' bro, there's no paper in this one either." BIKER HUMOR THE TEXAS & ISRAELI BIKER A Texas rancher was visiting a farm in Israel. The proud Israeli showed him around & pointed out his many crops on a small piece of property. The Texan was surprised on how little the land was. "Is this all your land?" he asked with a demeaning tone. "Yes," the Israeli said proudly. "This is all mine!" "Well, son," said the Texan, "back home I'd get on my motorcycle before the sun come up & I'd ride & ride till the sun set, & I'd only be halfway across my land!" "Oh yes," replied the Israeli farmer laughing at the Texan, "I used to have a motorcycle like that." LADY RIDER & EX IN HEAVEN A Lady Rider dies & arrives at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter tells her "You can't come in unless you spell a word". "What word?" the woman asked. "Any word" says Peter. So she spells "L-O-V-E" & Peter says "Welcome to Heaven!" Then Peter asks her if she would take his place for a little while. He instructs her to follow the same procedure in case anyone else comes up. In just a few minutes she sees her ex-husband coming up. She tells him: "What are you doing here?" To which he replies: "I just had a heart attack. Did I really make it to Heaven?" She says, "Not yet, you have to correctly spell a word." "Which word?" her ex asks. After a short pause she responds, "Czechoslovakia." Dano HSMM SFFS NC State Rep & Prez S. Central & NC Chapter haha haha . . . haha haha . . .

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