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8 | WheelsOfGrace.com | Issue 46 BIKER HUMOR BIKERS & DUCKS IN HEAVEN Three bikers die in a major accident and arrive at the pearly gates of Heaven. St. Peter greets them and says before they ever enter Heaven, "Whatever you do, don't step on the ducks!" Well, the bikers thought that sounded very odd, but when they enter Heaven, they look around and there are ducks EVERYWHERE! The 1st biker was talking to the 2nd and, not paying attention, stepped on a duck. St. Peter appears at his side with a pair of handcuffs and a very ugly woman. "Now that you have stepped on a duck, you shall be chained to this hideous looking woman for the rest of your days here." A few weeks later, the 2nd biker suffers the same fate. Now the 3rd biker is determined to not step on a duck. Years go by, and he's yet to step on a duck. All of sudden St. Peter appears with the most beautiful woman he'd ever laid eyes on and handcuffs them together and walks away without saying a word. The biker asks the beautiful lady "Whatever have I done to deserve this?" "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck" says the woman. BIKER AT THE POST OFFICE A Christian Biker went to Post Office to get some stamps. The clerk behind the counter asks him "What denomination"? The biker yells out, "Has it come to this???!!! OK… Then let me have: 10 Charismatic, 10 Baptist, 10 Methodist, 10 Lutheran, and10 Catholic!" Dano HSMM SFFS NC State Rep & Prez S. Central & NC Chapter BIKER AT CONFESSIONAL STARTS TO CONFESS A Biker pulls up to a Catholic Church, gets off his motorcycle, enters the church, and heads toward the confessional. He sits down in the confession box where much to his surprise he finds a full mini bar and a wide selection of cigars. Then the priest comes in and the biker starts his confession "Father forgive me. My last confession was a very long time ago and since then these confession boxes are more inviting than they used to be. The priest replies "You're on my side of the box, get out of there!" BURLEY BIKER BRIBING A KID A ten year-old boy was walking down the street when a big old burly man on a black Harley, pulls up beside him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?" "No!" said the boy and he kept on walking. The biker pulls up to him again and says; "Hey kid, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back" "NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker. The big old biker pulls up to the boy again and says, "Ok kid, I'll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride." At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought the motorcycle, so YOU ride it!!" Come join with us as we seek to break the chains of human sexual trafficking in the United States. Founded by "Doc" Nave and Diena Cannavino, BAT is a non-profit that educates, empowers, counsels and mobilizes members of the motorcycle community to make a difference in this age old war. Check out our Facebook page at BikersAgainstTraffickingFL or our website to learn how you can get involved and start making a difference today. 407-300-8971 28900 Old Town Front St. Suite 102A, Temecula CA 92590 PETE'S BACK ALLEY MOTORCYCLES 28900 Old Town Front St. Suite 102A, Temecula CA 92590 SkullPlace.org "a place for motorcyclists, misfits and those just looking to encounter Jesus" SkullPlace is in the core team development phase and will start meeting as a small group in early 2019. It will be located in Central Florida (Lake Mary/Debary) and probably meet on a Saturday night. For more details call: 407-739-3846 and ask for Doc or email: Doc@skullplace.org

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